Introducing me

Don’t know what to call this blog – “whipping fields” comes to mind. Guess for now that will do.

So – Introducing me and mine:

ME – Wife and Mother.

Mother of toddler. Toddler here referred to as B for Baby.

Wife of My Man – MM – who wants to tie girls up and whip them, he reckons.

Z is a very zen priest I have consulted on the issue. He reckons MM’s fantasies will probably disappoint him in reality. MM reckons we will have to see about that.

BDSM. Not exactly ballads, ditties, songs and monologues – with which I’d be quite comfortable. BDSM stands for Bondage, Domination, Sadism and Masochism. OR, in ordinary language – some people tying other people up and whipping them – but everyone enjoys it.

HOKAY. I don’t mind a little tying up and the odd spank, as long as it’s consensual and leaves no more than a slight sting. A marriage is a long time, and a bit of spice is a good thing, after all. But.

I’ve been finding out a lot more about this lately, for obvious reasons. There’s a lot more variety to it than the good ol’ whip ‘n tie. You can tie, suspend, shackle, cage, restrain, karada, hog tie, put them in stocks or even in a sleep sack…. You can whip, spank, beat, slap, cane, stripe, flagellate, … and… deep breath…. punch, pinch, bite, spit, pull hair, apply abrasion, cut, burn… okay I’ll stop there. TMI. (Too Much Information – a feeling I have quite often these days.) You can also clip, clamp and dilate all sorts of anatomical bits with all sorts of nasty metal thingies that most of us pale at when we spy them in the corner at the gynae. All this and lots, lots more!

Unless your wife says “NO!”

And my beloved MM, the wonderful father of my beautiful child, is really, really hoping that I won’t say

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

I will commit to post once a week, every Sunday night, and in between as I can, but that’s the night to check in if you are following.